Friday, March 20, 2009

Catch'n up






So business is still excellent, despite this stink'n economy, and I of course am still keeping it good. Survival of the fittest is my motto. Push all the lazy, weak, or sincere people aside and surge forward. If they don't want to be aggressive, that's their problem, let them sink. In the business world, a man's got to learn helping someone out and sacrificing your own success is a butt load of $&*%#@*&. Look at me, successful in the office, at home with a gorgeous housewife and two bustling boys, now how d'ya think I got there? Because I worried about me and left the rest to deal with the mess. Now, you could say I'm a jerk or a whatever, but hey, it worked didn't it? And so what if someone hates you cause you pushed them out of their job? I still get high fives and pats on the backs from all the guys working under me, and Janice my secretary still doesn't mind the occasional pinch on the tush. See, I'm still a hot shot. There you have it. Those of you who don't have it all like me, ya gotta just go for it, and get it no matter what.