Why Don't People Get it?

Alright, so I admit I tell a lot about myself. But really, everyone does, just in different ways. You may want to criticize me because I'm proud of myself and that fact that I am is something those who deep down aren't just can't handle. You don't know what I've gone through, or what I'm going through. In fact, you really don't know a thing about me. So instead of telling you about what I'm up to in an upbeat fashion, your gonna get a taste of who I am. You still may think "oh this guy thinks he's sooo deep" or "man, this guy can't stop talking about himself". Alright so I talk about myself on my blog. I don't sit at work all day flaunting my success, I sit down and do some work. Occasionally I have some beer with the guys or ride in my car on a Sunday afternoon. So what? Look, if you just want to criticize me, go somewhere else...go find another place. Because your attempt to mask your insecurity is not worth my time.

Catch'n up

So business is still excellent, despite this stink'n economy, and I of course am still keeping it good. Survival of the fittest is my motto. Push all the lazy, weak, or sincere people aside and surge forward. If they don't want to be aggressive, that's their problem, let them sink. In the business world, a man's got to learn helping someone out and sacrificing your own success is a butt load of $&*%#@*&. Look at me, successful in the office, at home with a gorgeous housewife and two bustling boys, now how d'ya think I got there? Because I worried about me and left the rest to deal with the mess. Now, you could say I'm a jerk or a whatever, but hey, it worked didn't it? And so what if someone hates you cause you pushed them out of their job? I still get high fives and pats on the backs from all the guys working under me, and Janice my secretary still doesn't mind the occasional pinch on the tush. See, I'm still a hot shot. There you have it. Those of you who don't have it all like me, ya gotta just go for it, and get it no matter what.

SUPERBOOOOWL!!!

So I'm the average American guy. Ya know, business, the works, and FOOTBALL! Ya babay, my and my boys come on over for beers, make Peggy (Pegasus in bed now;))serve us some grub from the kitchen (man she's a good cook!), and have time with the guys. New York Giants (BOOOO!) or Patriots(Heck ya!) Man, I tell my buddy Carl, "Dude I bet ya $85 we're gonna win" Now Carl's not one for putting down a bet. Know what he says, "Nah, I don wanna loose 85 bucks!" I swear I was what Holmes is today in my high school years. So who's gonna win? I can't say for certain, but I am definitely feeling Steelers.