Sunday, April 12, 2009

Why Don't People Get it?

Alright, so I admit I tell a lot about myself. But really, everyone does, just in different ways. You may want to criticize me because I'm proud of myself and that fact that I am is something those who deep down aren't just can't handle. You don't know what I've gone through, or what I'm going through. In fact, you really don't know a thing about me. So instead of telling you about what I'm up to in an upbeat fashion, your gonna get a taste of who I am. You still may think "oh this guy thinks he's sooo deep" or "man, this guy can't stop talking about himself". Alright so I talk about myself on my blog. I don't sit at work all day flaunting my success, I sit down and do some work. Occasionally I have some beer with the guys or ride in my car on a Sunday afternoon. So what? Look, if you just want to criticize me, go somewhere else...go find another place. Because your attempt to mask your insecurity is not worth my time.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Catch'n up






So business is still excellent, despite this stink'n economy, and I of course am still keeping it good. Survival of the fittest is my motto. Push all the lazy, weak, or sincere people aside and surge forward. If they don't want to be aggressive, that's their problem, let them sink. In the business world, a man's got to learn helping someone out and sacrificing your own success is a butt load of $&*%#@*&. Look at me, successful in the office, at home with a gorgeous housewife and two bustling boys, now how d'ya think I got there? Because I worried about me and left the rest to deal with the mess. Now, you could say I'm a jerk or a whatever, but hey, it worked didn't it? And so what if someone hates you cause you pushed them out of their job? I still get high fives and pats on the backs from all the guys working under me, and Janice my secretary still doesn't mind the occasional pinch on the tush. See, I'm still a hot shot. There you have it. Those of you who don't have it all like me, ya gotta just go for it, and get it no matter what.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

SUPERBOOOOWL!!!

So I'm the average American guy. Ya know, business, the works, and FOOTBALL! Ya babay, my and my boys come on over for beers, make Peggy (Pegasus in bed now;))serve us some grub from the kitchen (man she's a good cook!), and have time with the guys. New York Giants (BOOOO!) or Patriots(Heck ya!) Man, I tell my buddy Carl, "Dude I bet ya $85 we're gonna win" Now Carl's not one for putting down a bet. Know what he says, "Nah, I don wanna loose 85 bucks!" I swear I was what Holmes is today in my high school years. So who's gonna win? I can't say for certain, but I am definitely feeling Steelers.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Guitar Hero (well, not exactly)

This guy is great...Sometimes, a man's just gotta appreciate the music in life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vocEYP0NsI

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Oh yeah...


I am about to get a Ferrari...oh yesssssss! Why? Because that's how I roll. Really though, this car is slick, speedy, and built for a man of power. Just look at it. Yep, that's my baby in only a few short weeks.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Buisness-Thats what I'm all about

Hello and welcome to my Blog. Gibson's my name and I am a very successful businessman. Basically, I got it all. For all you that are not quite as successful as I am, I'll reveal some of my business techniques...and trust me, if I'm using them they work. And if you don't believe me, check out my 700,000 plus yearly salary. Yep, I'd say I'm doin' pretty well. So here's the deal, for men(only) who want to raise it to the top. Check this out:

Take the bald eagle. They soar and with their very sharp eyesight they have a clear view on the world below them and especially on the prey they want to catch; fish, that is what they like most. And from their castle they see what is happening around them and that gives security.The businessman should also have a clear view on what is happening in the market. From very far he should recognize his potential customers and "attack" them at the right moment. At the same time he should be aware of the dangers that surround him, anticipate, absorb the environment and be prepared to act immediately.

KnowledgeBald eagles are confined to their territories. In their habitat they know what to do,where they can find prey and which dangers surround them. By instinct and by learning they have knowledge about the way theyhave to conduct their lives and about how they have to behavein this habitat. They will never go beyond the limitations of thisframe work. If they do, they die.This holds a lesson for the businessman. He should knoweverything about his business and when I say everything, I mean everything. He should know all about the products he sells frombeginning to end, every detail should be an open book to him.He can never be surprised with questions on which he has noanswers. He should know about marketing techniques, theposition and plans of competitors etc., etc. And if he doesn'tpossess this knowledge by nature, he has to learn it.

3. Enough is enough When Bald Eagles catch prey, they will catch only one fish at a time. It is not possible for them to catch more. But they know precisely how to catch this one fish. Their flying skills, their strong talons and their eyesight are extremely well developedand fit for the job. Almost every attempt to catch a prey is successful.This phenomenon also holds a wise lesson for the businessman.He has to restrict himself to a number of products he can handle and products that matches his skills and abilities. To stay Ianthe animal world: if you are a cow don't try to jump fences like horse. People will only laugh at you. It is better to sell oneproduct very well than ten without a satisfying result.

Courage Bald eagles mate for life and they are absolutely loyal to each other. From high altitudes the two birds tumble down in dangerous free fall. Mocking the laws of gravity they unite.Only just above the tree tops they separate and fly wing by wing to the nest. This spectacular show requires great courage. Businessman also needs courage to be successful. He has to make decisions about difficult and uncertain subjects. And he also needs to know when to stop his free fall. Having courage to make difficult decisions is not synonymous for being reckless. Adecision that leads to disaster is not a decision, but a wild guess.You see....the businessman can learn a great deal from this majestic bird that embodies not only beauty, strength and freedom but that possesses also the essential conditions and abilities to survive.

So there, you men want to be successful, then do it. Be the bald eagle. As Hitler once said, "Those who are not willing to fight don't deserve to live".